{"product_id":"i-came-to-play-table-tennis-and-talk-shit-t-shirt","title":"I Came to Play Table Tennis and Talk Shit T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"tt-product-gold\" style=\"max-width:900px;margin:0 auto;font-family:inherit;color:#171717;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.tt-product-gold *{box-sizing:border-box}.tt-product-gold h2{font-size:24px;line-height:1.25;margin:30px 0 12px}.tt-product-gold h3{font-size:17px;line-height:1.3;margin:0 0 6px}.tt-product-gold p{margin:0 0 14px}.tt-product-gold a{color:#171717;text-decoration:underline;text-decoration-color:#ee238d;text-decoration-thickness:2px;text-underline-offset:3px}.tt-product-gold .tt-intro{font-size:17px}.tt-product-gold .tt-pills{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:8px;margin:18px 0 24px}.tt-product-gold .tt-pill{display:inline-block;padding:7px 11px;border-radius:999px;background:#fff5fa;border:1px solid #f7c6df;font-size:13px;font-weight:600}.tt-product-gold .tt-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));gap:12px}.tt-product-gold .tt-card{padding:16px;border:1px solid #ececec;border-radius:12px;background:#fff}.tt-product-gold .tt-card strong{display:block;margin-bottom:4px}.tt-product-gold .tt-accent{border-left:4px solid #ee238d;background:#fff5fa;padding:14px 16px;border-radius:0 10px 10px 0;margin:18px 0}.tt-product-gold .tt-specs{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));border-top:1px solid #e8e8e8}.tt-product-gold .tt-spec{padding:11px 8px;border-bottom:1px solid #e8e8e8}.tt-product-gold .tt-spec:nth-child(odd){padding-left:0}.tt-product-gold .tt-label{display:block;font-size:12px;color:#666;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.04em}.tt-product-gold .tt-gift{background:#fff5fa;border:1px solid #f7c6df;border-radius:14px;padding:18px;margin:14px 0}.tt-product-gold .tt-links{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(2,minmax(0,1fr));gap:10px;margin-top:14px}.tt-product-gold .tt-link{display:block;padding:14px 15px;border:1px solid #e8e8e8;border-radius:12px;text-decoration:none;background:#fff;transition:.15s ease}.tt-product-gold .tt-link:hover{border-color:#ee238d;background:#fff5fa}.tt-product-gold .tt-link strong{display:block;color:#171717;margin-bottom:2px}.tt-product-gold .tt-link span{font-size:13px;color:#666}.tt-product-gold .tt-help{margin-top:28px;padding:18px;border-radius:14px;background:#171717;color:#fff}.tt-product-gold .tt-help h2{color:#fff;margin:0 0 8px}.tt-product-gold .tt-help p{color:#f1f1f1}.tt-product-gold .tt-help a{color:#fff;text-decoration-color:#ee238d}.tt-product-gold .tt-safety{margin-top:32px;padding-top:16px;border-top:1px solid #e5e5e5;color:#666;font-size:12px;line-height:1.5}.tt-product-gold .tt-safety h3{font-size:13px;color:#444;margin-bottom:8px}.tt-product-gold .tt-safety p{margin:0 0 7px}\n@media(max-width:640px){.tt-product-gold h2{font-size:21px}.tt-product-gold .tt-intro{font-size:16px}.tt-product-gold .tt-grid,.tt-product-gold .tt-specs,.tt-product-gold .tt-links{grid-template-columns:1fr}.tt-product-gold .tt-card{padding:14px}.tt-product-gold .tt-spec{padding-left:0}}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"tt-intro\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI came to play table tennis and talk shit. And I'm still talking.\u003c\/strong\u003e A rude table tennis T-shirt for competitive players who enjoy the banter almost as much as the match.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-pills\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"tt-pill\"\u003eRude table tennis humour\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tt-pill\"\u003eSoft everyday feel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tt-pill\"\u003eUnisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"tt-pill\"\u003eXS–3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMade for club banter\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA proper table tennis joke for players who know the match is only part of the entertainment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBold player humour\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA confident design for league nights, practice sessions, tournaments and post-match conversations that last longer than the rallies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSoft \u0026amp; lightweight\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCombed and ring-spun cotton creates a comfortable shirt that's easy to wear on its own or under another layer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-card\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEasy gift choice\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny table tennis gift for teammates, competitive friends and the loudest player at the club.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-accent\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex everyday fit.\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your usual size for a classic fit. If you prefer a looser feel, consider going one size up. For the best fit, compare the measurements in our \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/table-tennis-clothing-size-guide\"\u003eTable Tennis Clothing Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e before ordering.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eColours \u0026amp; Sizes\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eBlack, Navy, Maroon, Military Green and Asphalt\u003c\/strong\u003e, with sizes from \u003cstrong\u003eXS to 3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e. Black is our classic choice for maximum contrast with the artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003ePerfect for the Player Who...\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"tt-gift\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNever stops talking between points.\u003c\/strong\u003e This design is for the player who brings confidence, competitive energy and plenty of banter to every club night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStrong language:\u003c\/strong\u003e this design contains uncensored profanity and is intended for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom:0;\"\u003eBuying for a table tennis fan? 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