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I Don't Hate You, I Hate Your Long Pimples Table Tennis T-Shirt

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I Don't Hate You, I Hate Your Long Pimples Table Tennis T-Shirt

It's nothing personal. It's the long pimples. This funny table tennis T-shirt captures a familiar feeling for players facing awkward spin, blocks and disruptive pimpled rubbers.

Why You'll Love It

Made for table tennis players

A design that fellow players will recognise at the club.

Everyday comfort

Soft, lightweight unisex T-shirt with an easy casual fit.

A fun gift

A thoughtful pick for a team-mate, coach or ping pong fan.

Fit & Sizing

Unisex fit. Please check the Table Tennis Hub clothing size guide before ordering, especially if between sizes. Choose your preferred shirt colour and size from the options above.

Fabric & Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colours contain polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Printed on demand; blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US

Note: lighter colours may appear slightly sheer under certain lighting.

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Made to order to help reduce overproduction.

Product Safety

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Table Tennis Hub and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at Unit 1005, The Base Sukhumvit 77, 289 Onnut Road, Bangkok, 10260, Thailand or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

✈️ Worldwide Shipping

Table tennis equipment delivered to players worldwide.

📍 TRACKED DELIVERY ON EVERY PARCEL
📦 Processing: 1–5 business days · Delivery estimates below are after dispatch.

🌍 Estimated Delivery Times

Estimated business days after dispatch

Destination Delivery
🇬🇧 UK & Ireland United Kingdom & Ireland 5–10 days
🇺🇸 USA & Canada United States & Canada 5–10 days
🇪🇺 Western Europe France, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, Switzerland & Luxembourg 5–12 days
🇪🇸 Southern Europe Spain, Italy & Portugal 7–14 days
🇳🇴 Northern Europe Denmark, Sweden, Norway & Finland 6–12 days
🇵🇱 Eastern Europe Poland, Czech Republic, Slovenia, Slovakia & Hungary 7–14 days
🇦🇺 Australia & New Zealand Australia & New Zealand 7–15 days
🇸🇬 East & Southeast Asia Singapore & selected Asian destinations 3–8 days
🌎 Rest of World South America, Africa & other destinations 10–20 days

📍 Tracked delivery: Every parcel is sent with tracking. You'll receive your tracking details once your order has been dispatched.

📱 Delivery contact: Add your phone number at checkout to help the local courier contact you where necessary.

📦 Separate parcels: Some multi-item orders may be shipped separately and can arrive on different days.

🏓 Balls, liquids & certain restricted items: Table tennis balls, glues, cleaners and certain other items may require additional carrier or customs checks in some countries and can take longer to arrive.
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to customs, local carriers or other circumstances outside our control.
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🔄 30-Day Returns

Shop with confidence with our 30-day returns policy.

✓ 30-DAY RETURNS
📅 30 Days From the date your order is delivered
🔄 Returns & Exchanges For eligible products in original condition
💰 Refunds Available For eligible items returned in original condition

What You Need to Know

  • Returns should be requested within 30 days of receiving your order.
  • Products must be unused and in their original condition.
  • Original packaging, labels and accessories should be included where applicable.
  • Please contact us before sending anything back so we can provide the correct return instructions.
  • For standard returns or exchanges where the correct item was supplied, the customer is responsible for return postage.
  • If an item is faulty, damaged on arrival or incorrectly supplied, please contact us first so we can confirm the appropriate return and postage arrangements.
  • We recommend using a tracked return service and keeping your proof of postage.

🏓 Blades, rubbers & custom bats: Please check your equipment before cutting, gluing, assembling or using it. Rubbers that have been cut or glued, and equipment that has been altered or used, may not be eligible for a standard change-of-mind return. Opened glues, cleaners and other liquids may also be excluded.

📦 How to Return or Exchange

1. Contact Table Tennis Hub with your name and order number.

2. We'll confirm the correct return instructions and help with your return or exchange.

3. Include a note inside your parcel with your name and order number and use tracked postage wherever possible.

Conditions and exclusions apply, particularly to used, opened, cut, glued or customised equipment.
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