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Don't Talk to Me, I Just Lost to Pimples Table Tennis T-Shirt

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Just lost to long pimples? This comic-style table tennis T-shirt captures that all-too-familiar post-match feeling, with bold lettering and a frustrated player illustration.

Table tennis lifestyleUnisex fitMade to order

Why You'll Love It

A design with personality

A tongue-in-cheek nod to the tricky opponents and awkward rallies that every table-tennis player remembers.

Everyday comfort

Soft, lightweight fabric with a comfortable unisex fit for training days, club nights and time away from the table.

Fit & Sizing

Unisex sizing. Check the TT Hub clothing size guide before choosing your size. For a more relaxed fit, compare your measurements with the chart rather than relying on your usual size alone.

Product Details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colours contain polyester
  • Fabric weight: 142 g/m² (4.2 oz/yd²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Printed to order
  • Blank garment sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras or the US

Lighter fabric colours may appear slightly sheer in certain lighting.

A gift for a table-tennis fan

A tongue-in-cheek nod to the tricky opponents and awkward rallies that every table-tennis player remembers. A fun pick for players, clubmates and anyone who loves the game.

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For adults. EU warranty: 2 years. For EU product-safety enquiries, contact gpsr@sindenventures.com. EU representative: SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED, Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002 Limassol, Cyprus. Table Tennis Hub: Unit 1005, The Base Sukhumvit 77, 289 Onnut Road, Bangkok 10260, Thailand.

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🌍 Estimated Delivery Times

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Destination Delivery
🇬🇧 UK & Ireland United Kingdom & Ireland 5–10 days
🇺🇸 USA & Canada United States & Canada 5–10 days
🇪🇺 Western Europe France, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, Switzerland & Luxembourg 5–12 days
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🇦🇺 Australia & New Zealand Australia & New Zealand 7–15 days
🇸🇬 East & Southeast Asia Singapore & selected Asian destinations 3–8 days
🌎 Rest of World South America, Africa & other destinations 10–20 days

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📦 Separate parcels: Some multi-item orders may be shipped separately and can arrive on different days.

🏓 Balls, liquids & certain restricted items: Table tennis balls, glues, cleaners and certain other items may require additional carrier or customs checks in some countries and can take longer to arrive.
Delivery times are estimates and may vary due to customs, local carriers or other circumstances outside our control.
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✓ 30-DAY RETURNS
📅 30 Days From the date your order is delivered
🔄 Returns & Exchanges For eligible products in original condition
💰 Refunds Available For eligible items returned in original condition

What You Need to Know

  • Returns should be requested within 30 days of receiving your order.
  • Products must be unused and in their original condition.
  • Original packaging, labels and accessories should be included where applicable.
  • Please contact us before sending anything back so we can provide the correct return instructions.
  • For standard returns or exchanges where the correct item was supplied, the customer is responsible for return postage.
  • If an item is faulty, damaged on arrival or incorrectly supplied, please contact us first so we can confirm the appropriate return and postage arrangements.
  • We recommend using a tracked return service and keeping your proof of postage.

🏓 Blades, rubbers & custom bats: Please check your equipment before cutting, gluing, assembling or using it. Rubbers that have been cut or glued, and equipment that has been altered or used, may not be eligible for a standard change-of-mind return. Opened glues, cleaners and other liquids may also be excluded.

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1. Contact Table Tennis Hub with your name and order number.

2. We'll confirm the correct return instructions and help with your return or exchange.

3. Include a note inside your parcel with your name and order number and use tracked postage wherever possible.

Conditions and exclusions apply, particularly to used, opened, cut, glued or customised equipment.
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